That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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