So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
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How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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