i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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