i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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