I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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