Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
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This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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