He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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