Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
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I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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