Me too!
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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