then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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