I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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