Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
My bed smells like the plague
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