do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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