I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
There r osticjed everywhere
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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