Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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