That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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