I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
