operation harelip BJ is a go
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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