My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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