Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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