im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I look better un-naked...
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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