so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
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Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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