and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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