Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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