in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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