I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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