having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
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ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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