I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
You dont lie about slip and slides
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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