Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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