On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I had to cum in my sink.
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