She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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