at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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