all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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