Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I could make wine with my vomit
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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