Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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