Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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