On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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