The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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