and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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