She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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