Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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