Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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