did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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