idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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