I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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