Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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