i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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