I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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