Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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