You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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