dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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