how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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