We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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