You're completely useless in the revolution.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
